Groove Neuter’s blog

Sunny Alter Noon

2007-07-12T23:15:19Z

Sunny Alter Noon Reading to sleep I will dream deep Creep into my safest place to rest the night Secure and tight no threats in sight The bitch barks and coughs Regurgitated bile Middle of the night I shift in bed I hope I don't step in her ...

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Wild Turkey

2007-06-06T15:20:12Z

No, not the whiskey. A real live one. It ran through the backyard, circled around, peeped in the back sliding glass door, startled the hell out of two boxers and one stay-at-home dad who was cooking tater-tots at the time, and then sped away to ...

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Counting the Years

2007-05-31T02:14:39Z

We've all still got some ass to kick. Counting the Years My mind's eye sees us young. This group peeling layers off the great onion of life. Jobs became careers and girlfriends turned into wives. And I add it together and piece it apart. I'...

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Pilot-Episode, Sub-Dude

2007-05-30T18:49:06Z

From the long lost pilot-episode of my life: (Still shopping it around for a network) Sub-Dude The car, here, is out of place Bicycles far more the pace. Fried potato starch stains We'd trade the use of Daniel's lion pack For one flat wooden t...

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Time-lapse Friday

2007-05-27T01:54:49Z

Wake, sort of Sheets pulling me back under like water lapping at a drowning man. Pillows at least a half-mile deep. Sunrise, walking the dogs, orange light, dewy grass Note that the dogs have gotten into a diaper somewhere, visual data from the...

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Required Equipment

2007-05-21T19:08:05Z

For the early years of parenting, one item is neccessarily ubiquitous. The hand-broom and dustpan combo set. Particularly during the fingerfoods-learning-how-to-feed-themselves stage in the high-chair with the tray and bib that has given up the ...

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I'm a fraud...

2007-05-14T21:07:39Z

Or at least my credit card company thinks so. Some background. As the regular readers know, and are sick of hearing by now, we just moved. My credit card company knew this too. I called them the week before we moved with the new address. Whic...

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Arrived and Connected

2007-05-12T16:33:47Z

Alrighty then. The checklist upon arrival: Me, male, thinning hair, check. The wife, already successful in new corporate office, check. Kids, two, female, aged 3 and 1, check. Dogs, two, female, boxers, check. Vehicles, two, one sedan, one picku...

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Temp housing secured

2007-04-13T18:46:29Z

We're faxing in the rental agreement this afternoon and we'll be moved in to our new base of operations by May 15. I think. Unless I just jinxed it. Course, I don't believe in jinxes. But then, you don't have to believe that you're ever going...

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All Inclusive

2007-01-11T00:32:10Z

Uhm, well... shit. That's just so cool. I don't know what to do with myself. Apparently, I will be obsolete on this move. Just found out from new company's Human Resource director that the relocation will be all-inclusive. They contract out t...

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