My wife's reaction to this was, "Boy, you could get all the ladies with this drink."

The base is either lemonade or lemon-lime soda (I've used both.)

Then two or four shots of vodka depending on the quality of the day.

Add cranberry-strawberry juice cocktail until the color is about right.

A squirt of concentrated lime juice.

Then squeeze an orange into the drink, reserving one slice for garnish.

Grabbed the personality test from Writebrained

My results:

Independent Thinker (IT)

Independent Thinkers are analytical and witty persons. They are normally self-confident and do not let themselves get worked up by conflicts and criticism. They are very much aware of their own strengths and have no doubts about their abilities. People of this personality type are often very successful in their career as they have both competence and purposefulness. Independent Thinkers are excellent strategists; logic, systematics and theoretical considerations are their world. They are eager for knowledge and always endeavour to expand and perfect their knowledge in any area which is interesting for them. Abstract thinking comes naturally to them; scientists and computer specialists are often of this type.

Independent Thinkers are specialists in their area. The development of their ideas and visions is important to them; they love being as flexible as possible and, ideally, of being able to work alone because they often find it a strain having to make their complex trains of thought understandable to other people. Independent Thinkers cannot stand routine. Once they consider an idea to be good it is difficult to make them give it up; they pursue the implementation of that idea obstinately and persistently, also in the face of external opposition.

Independent Thinkers are not the type who easily comes out of his shell. Speaking about their emotional life is also not one of their strong points. Anyway, social relationships are not particularly important to them; they are happy with just a few, close friends who find it easy to share their intellectual world. They find it difficult to establish new ties. In love, they need a lot of space and independence but this does not mean that their partner is not important to them. Independent Thinkers often make a cool and reserved impression on others; but this impression is deceptive: they can hardly bear it if people close to them should reject them. They prefer a harmonious, balanced relationship with a partner who shares their interests and with whom they can realize their visions.

Adjectives which describe your type

introverted, theoretical, logical, planning, rational, independent, intellectual, self-confident, analytical, structured, dogged, witty, resolute, self-critical, visionary, inventive, independent, unsociable, reserved, nonconformist, quiet, visionary, honest, demanding, hardworking

Diced green chilis, sliced black olives, minced garlic, and sharp cheddar cheese packed inside the burger patty.

I've heard it called an Inside-Out Burger.

To assemble, divide each portion of hamburger into a larger piece (5/8) and smaller piece (3/8). 
Form the large piece into a bowl shape with a lip around the edge.
Fill with anything you find yummy on a burger, then seal the lid of the package with the smaller burger portion.
Place on hot grill until desired color.  I went about 10 minutes on thick side and 5 minutes on thinner lid side.
Remove from heat and let rest for 3-4 minutes.
Slide it between a bun and enjoy.

To make the rub, combine Fryin' Magic powder (or Shake'n'Bake), sugar, black pepper, garlic powder, Italian spices, and a pinch of cayenne in a bowl.

Light charcoal in grill and when covered in white ash, move coals to front half of grill.

Dredge chicken breasts in the mix on both sides, rubbing additional powder gently on.

Place chicken breasts on back half of charcoal grill for indirect heat (and warming rack if you have two levels), close lid, and partially close all dampers to moderate temp and trap smoke.

After 10 minutes-ish, rotate grill positions and flip the chicken breast, applying sauce of choice with a brush.

I used 1/2 Asian Garlic Chili sauce with 1/2 Texas Pete Buffalo Wing sauce.

After 5 minutes, flip chicken breasts and place them directly over the hot coals with the lid off/open, brushing again with sauce.

After one minute, flip chicken breast and rotate grill positions still over the coals with lid off/open.

After one minute, remove from grill and let rest for three minutes before eating.

Dry rub spices,
five pounds of pork spare ribs,
then two and a half hours of indirect heat from charcoal, damped down to keep it smoky and not too hot,
finished by a few minutes on each side directly over the coals with brushed on sauce.